You’re All Wet 
U.Zarum 
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BeBop Benny’s wailing his blues 
But he still ain’t heard the news 
Jitterbug Judy’s ran off with his shoes 
And the Super’s crying out for his booze 
 
Everybody’s telling the big Mac twice 
That the Walrus has been put on ice 
But he really didn’t think it nice 
That the Japanese restaurant ran out of rice 
 
You’re all wet, don’t place the bet 
You’ll just wind up in a cold cold sweat 
If your horse doesn’t come in  
You just keep saying you never never win 
 
And all the big shots at the barrel 
Have got their noses up just like Carol 
They screw you up, but they don’t sin 
And the whole damned world’s a loony bin 
 
And tom writes all about the streets 
And sings about the people that he meets 
And I’m sharing a dressing room with the strippers 
And Supertramp’s asking for their kippers 
 
And when things aren’t going just right 
You want to run and hide all night 
You play it tough but when things get rough 
To say I’m sorry just isn’t enough 
 
You’re all wet, don’t place the bet 
You’ll just wind up in a cold cold sweat 
If your horse doesn’t come in  
You just keep saying you never never win 
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