P.O. Box 1509 
U.Zarum 
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I’ll put an ad in the paper 
Advertise on TV 
Buy time on the radio 
Rent a billboard so all can see 
 
State my purpose  
And leave it to fate 
All I’m looking for 
Is a compatible mate 
 
Include my picture 
And resume 
All parties interested 
Call night or day 
 
All I want is someone to love 
Someone to have and hold 
To feel the warmth of her body 
Running through me when the night is cold 
 
Allow me to say at the beginning 
My intentions are truly sincere 
I’ve had my fill of one-night stands 
Am I making myself clear 
 
I have my faults  
Just like everyone else 
But the good 
Outweigh the bad 
 
I don’t smoke 
I don’t drink 
But many an affair 
I’ve had 
 
I tend to have an occasional fit 
But nothing I would call too serious 
Its just part of my profession 
Sometimes it leaves me delirious 
 
All I want is someone to love 
Someone to have and hold 
To feel the warmth of her body 
Running through me when the night is cold 
 
Now I’ve met girls  
In parties, clubs and functions 
I’ve met them  
On two continents 
 
I’ve met on the streets 
And on the beaches 
But never was  
My heart content 
 
Now you may say 
I’m a bit too choosy 
But I don’t find that  
Too Strange 
 
Better to have made  
The right choice 
Then to have to make  
An exchange 
 
So if you feel 
You can fit the bill 
Oh now honey,  
honey don’t hesitate 
 
Send in your reply 
Picture included 
To P.O. Box 1508 
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